Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit clusterfuck I’m stuck
WHAT HOW?stop having sex this way
HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE AND WHY DO PEOPLE DO IT?
IH GFNSMKDFNML
LFMAKO
im LAUGHinG SO HAR DRiGHTNOW NGL OH MY GOD
wtf does that even feel good
jegus dick
that looks
really painful
what the fuck?
wait… this isn’t how it works normally…?
what?
WHAT
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHIGNGINGGIENIRENIENIPQW`1`
Hipsters are becoming mainstream. I’m not mainstream, and I’m also not hipster. I am a nothing, because fuck you

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